Thor’s Veil

Our next piece called ‘Thor’s Veil’ tells the curious tale of cross dressing gods, an attempted force marriage, a missing hammer, giants and a wedding you will be happy you missed. Thrym, a giant, stole Thor’s hammer and would not return it unless he was allowed to marry Freyja. What was Thor to do? Dress up as a bride of course with Loki the trickster in tow as his handmaiden. Giants must have bad eyesight as they bought the disguise regardless of the many jokes from Loki alluding to the brides manliness. I guess Thor was no RuPaul. Our story ends with Thor killing his groom and all the guests in attendance. Good thing he did not have to go through his wedding night with a giant. Ouch. That would probably hurt.