It is I, your beloved Chairman Meow.
I know that many of you have
recently marked ‘Earth Day’.
The people here did so too, but it will still never compare to what I have planned.
By decree of me, Chairman Meow,
along with the very astute approval of the not so biased
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
Earth Day shall now be known as
The Earth Day’.
We cats need to take over before humans destroy the planet. They have not done well in caring for our shared home and we need to fix it!