A message from our fearless leader and Chairman of Everyone’s hearts, Studio Kitty Extraordinaire
CHAIRMAN MEOW on
To my beloved friends, fans, and devotees
I have asked the human minions to transmit this message to all of you lovely folks on my behalf.
As you may have seen, I am now creating more devoted fans over on my new twitter account where I have found an imposter in my clothing!
I need your help. it is very important.
Please share in the comments: Who Wore It Better?
1. Other kitty who’s name shall never be spoken
2. Your Illustrious Leader Chairman Meow
Now i will not tell you how to vote but please know your ankles (May BE) safe from harm if you vote for Chairman Meow
But I cannot guarantee such a thing if you vote for that feline fraud #1!
With great catlike indifference and a little bit of wrath for all ankles everywhere,
Chairman Meow appears much more a leader. Vote for Chairman Meow
He is the only leader! (I must say this, and am thankful he is unable to read)
Poor Chairman Meow, the most important, magnificent and cattiest cat in the world…and he can’t read… (Don’t tell him this, but I think it’s adorable!) π Of course, Chairman Meow wears the cowboy (“catboy?”) costume better. No comparison whatsoever. He has my vote! (Gotta protect the ol’ ankles, you know?) π
Oh I do know! I am wearing large socks right now! Hooray Chairman Meow!
The Chairman, definitely. π
He says thank you and you’re welcome π
I have a feeling that if the Chairman even thought he might have real competition that the other cat would have to watch out for more than its ankles. #VivaLaChairmanMeow
I would say that is accurate! But I can’t speak for him exactly as my ankles are at risk as well! #VivaLaChairmanMeow(OrElseIWillNeedNewSocks)
Chairman Meow gets my vote! π»
Thank you for a much needed laugh. Chairman Meow wins of course.