A message from our fearless leader and Chairman of Everyone’s hearts, Studio Kitty Extraordinaire
To my beloved friends, fans, and devotees
I have asked the human minions to transmit this message to all of you lovely folks on my behalf. Last time, they had fun but I was none too pleased with their creation to honour me!
To remedy this situation
I have instructed the stooges to create a NEW ornament in my liking so that I can use it as a true representation of me on the sacrificial tree.
Also kitty treats! Give me all the kitty treats!
they listened! (well sort of)
Which is lucky for them as I had told them to portray me as the angel I am, and if they did not do so, I would be on strike at the studio until they did!
So now that my Christmas dream
Of a sacrificial tree covered in swattable ornaments fashioned in my likeness is starting to come true, I would also like to wish for all your dreams for Christmas to come true as well. 🌈 🐈 🌈
I hope you are doing well and always remembering to praise me for my wonderful studio leadership (and soon the world!!!!)
With great catlike indifference while still waiting for all the kitty treats!