A message from our fearless leader and Chairman of Everyone’s hearts, Studio Kitty Extraordinaire
CHAIRMAN MEOW
To my beloved friends, fans, and devotees
I have asked the human minions to transmit this message to all of you lovely folks on my behalf. Last time, they had fun but I was none too pleased with their creation to honour me!

To remedy this situation
I have instructed the stooges to create a NEW ornament in my liking so that I can use it as a true representation of me on the sacrificial tree.
Also kitty treats! Give me all the kitty treats!
they listened! (well sort of)

Which is lucky for them as I had told them to portray me as the angel I am, and if they did not do so, I would be on strike at the studio until they did!
So now that my Christmas dream
Of a sacrificial tree covered in swattable ornaments fashioned in my likeness is starting to come true, I would also like to wish for all your dreams for Christmas to come true as well. π π π
I hope you are doing well and always remembering to praise me for my wonderful studio leadership (and soon the world!!!!)
With great catlike indifference while still waiting for all the kitty treats!
“…and soon the world!!!!!” π I suppose it could be worse… *horrible thoughts of Chihuahua Overlords dance in my tired brain* Anyway, as I was saying, all hail Chairman Meow! The swattable ornaments are brilliant. This is fun stuff. π
Glad you like it! Chihuahua overlords would definitely be worse. the only thing about a cat overlord that would really be awful is the “i want to go out, now i want to go in, now i want to go out again” indecisiveness π
Your phrase ‘and soon the world’ immediately made me think of Day of the Tentacle, a fabulous game made by LucasArts. If you haven’t tried it you should!
ooh sounds fun! they do great games π thanks for the recommendation!
Beautiful red one you made ! CHAIRMAN MEOW- I will make you a santa if you come to me! You know Jasper when I was young, I used to dress up as Santa and give kids around me gifts, and around the tree decorated as Christmas tree (a morphanki plant) in my garden . With long white cotton beard as well!
That sounds like quite the show! That must have been a lot of fun π
Yeah, always, all time running around with a bag ! I loved it always! Have a great festive time Japer ! Stay warm!
Meow-za! Love these!
thank you! Chairman agrees that you love them too π
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Thank you for the chuckle.
Always good to bring a little chuckle π Far Side comics are great for this too!